Yet another great Godzilla shirt. You know, Godzilla is a great legacy, but they have really whored it out over the years. Remember Godzooky? What a waste of film.
You know, it's weird what the mind retains. Godzilla the animated series came out in 1978. I was eight or nine when I watched it. I can't remember anything from the statistics class I took last year except how painful it was but I can clearly remember the complete Godzilla cartoon theme song (which was crap, by the way). What a waste of brain cells.
Wow. I thought I had no life. Someone took the time to create a Godzooky MySpace page. I like how the only badges they have is the Old School one, claiming to have joined MySpace before it was cool. Is it cool now? Seems like it has turned lame again. Maybe there should be a badge called Over the Hump, for pages that joined before it was cool and are still around after it was not cool anymore. What a waste of bandwidth.
OK I'm going to stop that joke before I grind it further into the ground. Let it not be said that I don't know when to stop beating a dead horse. Here is a great video of 8 bit Godzilla destroying the Mushroom Kingdom. Hilarious.
These Godzilla shirt descriptions are like butter to write, in that there are so many cool videos, spoof or otherwise, to be found. Check out this great Godzilla monster compilation video, all the way back to the black and white days. I don't see all the monsters in there but there a lot of them. Here's another video where Godzilla destroys a small luncheon and then a scale model of a land development project. Hilarious.
Wow. I just totally ran out of steam and have spent the last half hour looking for writing inspiration. Nothing is hitting me, so I will go to my old standby and show videos of guys getting hit in the balls. Here is a video from some show called Cheaters where a girl kicks the guy in the balls and he totally, 100% deserves it (it's pretty long so skip to about 8:40 if you don't want to watch all the drama). Speaking as a guy who has a hard time getting just one girl to fall in love with him guys who string along two or more really grind my gears. He's screwing up the ratio as well as helping to create an more women who don't trust men and make things hard. I hope one of his re-ascended.
Here is a pretty good ball hitting compilation video from Ebaum's World. There are two questions that come to mind when I see stuff like this. First of all, what is up with the guys who appear to be volunteering for getting kicked in the balls? Do they not have enough pain in their life already? Or is it they just never did it before and want to know what it feels like? The second question is what is with people kicking someone in the balls and then standing around laughing their ass off? If I get kicked in the balls the person who did it and all his or her friends had better be laughing from the next state over because when I get back on my feet I am going to painfully murder everyone in my line of sight, including the camera man. Misery loves company, and if I am going to be in extreme pain trust me when I say I won't be the only one.
January 28th, 2011
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