Why buy from us?
1. We're legit.
Let's be honest, we didn't choose to sell nerdy t-shirts because they have a great search-to-vendor ratio; they chose us. Everyone here is a giant nerd and we're all the better for it. This means you are buying from fellow nerds so send us some love and geek out with us when you order your next shirt!
2. We only sell licensed products.
We mean no disrespect to the creators of these shows, movies, comic books, and video games. It just ain't right to sell something and ace the artists out of their fair share of the royalty. If it can be licensed, it will be licensed.
3. Fast shipping.
We ship all our orders out either the day we get it or the next day at the latest. Some products we have to drop ship to our location by our vendors before we ship, meaning and can't push them out as quickly as we would like (this means it takes a little longer for our Aussies, Canadians and European folks) but if it's stocked in HQ we can ship it immediately.
4. Cheap shipping.
We're in the business of selling shirts, not shipping. We'll ship a shirt anywhere in the USA for $3.50 with cheap priority upgrades and free shipping on US orders over $75.
5. We like the rare and unusual.
Sure, we carry the typical Batman and Big Bang Theory shirts but we're constantly on the lookout for the esoteric and obscure shirts. If you're looking for something from the Fifth Element or Plan 9 From Outer Space we got it.
6. Excellent customer service.
Customer service is our crowning achievement. As a smaller retailer we have the ability to treat each order with love and attention. Remember the good old days when you dialed a number and someone answered? We do that. We send thank you notes. We love people. If you want to do something unusual like have us print a note to a gift recipient we can work it out. On occasion we'll even get a request to draw something cool on the package, like a kung fu sparring match between a strawberry and a banana. We're basically the coolest retailers you'll ever meet.
7. Did I just double space every sentence?
Yes, I'm not an animal.
Stay nerdy, Comrades,
The Nerd Kung Fu Crew