There’s nothing like being ironic in your awesome Jaws tank top at the beach. That is until you’re attacked by a shark that’ll swallow you whole. Not even your awesome tank top could save you. The moral of the story is that you should just be ironic in your Jaws tank top at the beach, but stay on the shore. No one likes a tragedy. It ruins parties. Causes panic. Chaos ensues. But at least the 100% cotton will keep you cool all summer long.
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