Privacy Policy
Effective Date: 05/08/2025
At NerdKungFu.com, we care about your privacy—and we’re not just saying that like a mustache-twirling corporate villain. This policy explains what we collect, how we use it, and how your data is protected. If you're shopping here, you're trusting us with some personal info—and we take that seriously.
By using our site, you agree to the terms below.
- What We Collect
We collect information when you:
- Place an order
- Fill out a contact or support form
- Sign up for our newsletter
- Browse the site (via cookies or analytics tools)
You may provide:
- Name
- Email address
- Shipping and billing address
- Phone number (if entered)
- Payment information (securely handled by our payment processor—we don’t store your credit card details)
We may automatically collect:
- IP address
- Browser/device type
- Site usage behavior (e.g., pages visited, products viewed)
- How We Use It
We use your information to:
- Fulfill and ship your orders
- Respond to your questions or support requests
- Improve the site and product selection
- Send email updates (if you opted in)
- Prevent fraud or abuse
We do not sell your personal information. Ever.
- When We Share It
We only share your information with:
- Payment processors
- Shipping providers
- Email or marketing platforms
- Analytics services
- Law enforcement, if required
These third parties are contractually obligated to protect your data.
- Cookies & Tracking
We use cookies to:
- Remember what’s in your cart
- Analyze site usage
- Improve performance and navigation
- Affiliate crediting
Our site is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect information from children, and if we become aware that we have, we’ll delete it.
- Children’s Privacy
Our site is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect information from children, and if we become aware that we have, we’ll delete it.
- Data Security
We use secure systems, encrypted checkout, and PCI-compliant payment processing to help protect your information. While no system is perfect, we take reasonable and appropriate steps to keep your data safe.
- Your Rights Under CCPA (California Residents)
If you live in California, the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA) gives you additional rights:
- You can request to know what personal data we’ve collected about you
- You can request deletion of your personal information
- You can opt out of data sales (we don’t sell data, but this still applies)
- You will not be discriminated against for exercising your privacy rights
To exercise any of these rights, email us via our Contact Uspage.
- U.S.-Only Compliance
We do not ship internationally and are not subject to GDPR. This site is operated under U.S. law and intended for U.S. customers only.
- Policy Updates
We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally. If we do, we’ll revise the effective date at the top. Continued use of the site means you accept the updated terms.
- Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Conspiracy theories?
Contact us any time via our Contact Us page and a real human will get back to you—usually within 1 business day.