I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning alcoholic Juniors V-Neck T-Shirt

If you love sharp one-liners, irreverent sci-fi energy, and the kind of humor that instantly sparks conversation, this Juniors V-Neck T-Shirt is made for you. The bold quote brings the show’s signature sarcasm to life, making it an easy favorite for fans who want their style to feel as clever as it looks. Wear it on casual days, laid-back weekends, or anywhere you want a pop culture tee that keeps the mood light and the laughs close.

Soft, easy to wear, and ready for everyday rotation, this design fits right in with your favorite fandom t shirts and relaxed off-duty looks. It’s an eye-catching way to show your love for the series without saying a word, and it makes a great conversation starter for meetups, binge-watching nights, or hanging out with fellow fans.

Features

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton or 60% cotton/40% heather
• 4.3 oz Delta blank
• Short set in sleeve
• Sideseamed for curved silhouette
• Tear away label
• 5/8" mitered rib v-neck
• Available in black, heather grey, or white
• Printed in the USA

I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning alcoholic Juniors T-Shirt