Cocaine Bear T-Shirt - Dreaming of White Christmas
Cocaine Bear
Description
Officially licensed and ready for holiday mischief, the Cocaine Bear: Dreaming of a White Christmas t-shirt gives Bing Crosby’s classic a gloriously unhinged Bluegrass Conspiracy twist. Inspired by the 2023 Elizabeth Banks film, this design riffs on the surreal true story of a Georgia black bear and the legend that made Cocaine Bear a cult-favorite horror-comedy. It’s the perfect pick for fans of cult movie shirts, dark humor, and officially licensed pop culture apparel with a little extra bite.
Made for all-day comfort, this black unisex tee is soft, easy to wear, and available in sizes S through 6XL, plus Tall options through 4XL Tall. Whether you’re shopping for a statement piece, a gift for a movie fan, or another standout addition to your NerdKungFu collection, this shirt brings holiday spirit with a wicked sense of humor.
FEATURES:
- Black Unisex T-Shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton preshrunk jersey knit
- Front only
- Officially Licensed

Officially Licensed Cocaine Bear Dreaming of White Christmas Tees from NerdKungFu
Celebrate the film that turned a wild true story into an instant favorite with a tee built for fans who like their holiday shirts a little more chaotic. NerdKungFu carries officially licensed Cocaine Bear tees designed to stand out, spark conversation, and wear comfortably season after season.