I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning alcoholic T-Shirt



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Ready to ponder the meaning of life, alternate realities, and the mysteries of the universe all in a single outfit? Get ready to dive into the enigmatic world of the beloved animated series with a t-shirt that's as bold, irreverent, and captivating as the show itself. It's an ideal conversation starter for enthusiasts of the animated show, making it a great icebreaker at gatherings and events. Whether you're binge-watching your favorite episodes or heading out for a casual outing, this T-Shirt effortlessly merges pop culture with fashion. Add a touch of humor and nostalgia to your wardrobe with this must-have T-Shirt that pays homage to an unforgettable animated series. Get yours today at

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  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton                                               
  • 5.2 oz 18/1 Delta blank
  • Taped neck and shoulder seams
  • Tear away label
  • Available in black, navy, charcoal, or red
  • Printed in the USA

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I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning alcoholic T-Shirt