Sometimes a company can make a great movie and then (I assume) suffer some kind of head injury which prevents them from coming up with a decent t-shirt design. Believe it or not this is the best of the Zombieland licensed shirts I could get a hold of. The rest all truly sucked. It's kind of sad. This one is OK at best.
Ugh. Turns out the WiFi in this coffee house is sucking tonight too, and I can't access any page except this one. Weird. I think I will hang it up for tonight and try to finish this one from home tomorrow.
Ok I'm back. I got home and didn't want to go to be with this description unfinished. Also, due to it's part number, this shirt is the very first one listed when I look at the inventory, so its on my mind.
The first one is just a movie logo, which I avoid like the plague. The second one has the rules in the wrong order. Double Tap is rule #2. The third one has the most promise, but the fact is most of the movie was not really about anyone standing united against anything. Really, why do I try? Of course, this is the same vendor who produced the following shirt:
If you can't figure out why I sent these shirts back click now on this 4th grade spelling list and get some practice.
I shouldn't talk. Spell correct is like my best friend and worst enemy at the same time. It has only gotten worse since I got my iPhone. I am sure you are hip and cool and know all about stuff like this, but I recently found Damn You Autocorrect and think it is hilarious. If you haven't seen it check it out. The best one I found was on an email it recently autocorrected the restaurant name Benihana into genitals. No joke. The line was "I don't think I want to eat Benihana." You can imagine the hilarity that ensued.
Wait a minute. I just realized another reason why this shirt sucks. The image of the zombie is obviously one of a classic, decayed zombie with the nose rotted off, but the zombies in Zombieland WERE NOT UNDEAD! They were infected normal humans. Really, did the artist even watch the movie, or were they just handed some concepts and decided to leech of the current zombie popularity.
Geez, it's been an all around frustrating night. I had better find something cool before hanging this up or I will be bummed all night.
Ha ha ha. Here is something. A video wherein a mixture of diet Coke and Mentos resurrects a zombie clown in France(?). Hilarious.
January 16th, 2010
- Black T shirt
- Standard 18/1 thickness material
- 100% cotton
- Large fit
- Officially Licensed