{"product_id":"star-trek-sweatshirt-assimilate-or-die","title":"Star Trek Assimilate or Die Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Assimilate or Die design comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, the show no network would carry that ran seven seasons anyway and became the most-watched Star Trek ever made. The Next Generation had no network behind it. It ran in first-run syndication, sold station by station, and lasted 178 episodes across seven seasons — more than the original series managed by a factor of two. The show is patient in a way television rarely is. Its climaxes are frequently conversations. The Measure of a Man is a courtroom argument about whether Data is property. The Inner Light is forty minutes of a man living someone else's whole life. Both are routinely named among the best hours of science fiction ever broadcast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChateau Picard is the family vineyard in France, and the label reads Appellation Labarre Controlee. TNG ran in first-run syndication, sold to individual stations, with no network behind it. This one is printed on a charcoal unisex sweatshirt in sizes S through 3XL. A good pick for anyone who thinks the best episodes are the ones where nothing explodes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharcoal Unisex Sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% cotton, 20% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficially Licensed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/TRV-AS-size-chart.jpg\" style=\"width:100%\" alt=\"Star Trek Tees size chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOfficially Licensed Star Trek Tees at NerdKungFu\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Star Trek TNG","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54341650546799,"sku":"TRV-CBS1885-AS-1","price":33.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54341650579567,"sku":"TRV-CBS1885-AS-2","price":33.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54341650612335,"sku":"TRV-CBS1885-AS-3","price":33.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54341650645103,"sku":"TRV-CBS1885-AS-4","price":33.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54341650677871,"sku":"TRV-CBS1885-AS-5","price":37.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54341650710639,"sku":"TRV-CBS1885-AS-6","price":41.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/ef7891bba0f1f22019fa24b62e385cb8.jpg?v=1789863004","url":"https:\/\/www.nerdkungfu.com\/products\/star-trek-sweatshirt-assimilate-or-die","provider":"NerdKungFu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}