{"product_id":"south-park-tank-scissor-me-timbers","title":"South Park Scissor Me Timbers Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Scissor Me Timbers design comes from South Park, the Comedy Central series that has been made out of construction paper, or something that looks like it, since 1997 and shows no sign of stopping. South Park premiered on Comedy Central in August 1997, created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone out of two crude animated shorts they made in college and then as a video Christmas card. The card got passed around Hollywood on VHS and became one of the first things to genuinely go viral before that was a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMr. Hankey is a sentient Christmas stool who sings. He has appeared for decades, has his own merchandise line, and is exactly as difficult to explain to newcomers as that sounds. This one is printed on a charcoal unisex tank top in sizes S through 2XL. Sizes run deep, with plus sizes and Tall fits on the core tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharcoal Unisex Tank Top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOfficially Licensed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/TRV-TK-size-chart.jpg\" style=\"width:100%\" alt=\"South Park Tees size chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eOfficially Licensed South Park Tees at NerdKungFu\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"South Park","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54282316873839,"sku":"TRV-STHPK123-TK-1","price":24.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54282316906607,"sku":"TRV-STHPK123-TK-2","price":24.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54282316939375,"sku":"TRV-STHPK123-TK-3","price":24.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54282316972143,"sku":"TRV-STHPK123-TK-4","price":24.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54282317004911,"sku":"TRV-STHPK123-TK-5","price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/e0a610f538c9d25a24de85f7823a00a6.jpg?v=1789317920","url":"https:\/\/www.nerdkungfu.com\/products\/south-park-tank-scissor-me-timbers","provider":"NerdKungFu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}