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That’s the magic of this shirt—it captures the chaos of oversharing, awkward honesty, and situations that absolutely do not need further investigation. Exclusive from Nerd Kung Fu, this t-shirt is ideal for casual wear, game nights, conventions, office humor (depending on your office), or anywhere sarcasm and wit are appreciated.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h4\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% pre-shrunk cotton                                               \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5.2 oz 18\/1 Delta blank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTaped neck and shoulder seams\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTear away label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in black, navy, charcoal, red, grey or white\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eNerd Kung Fu Original\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg 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