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This hoodie is for the masters of the art of subtle desperation, those who know that sometimes the perfect blend of wit and practicality comes in the form of a single, unforgettable statement: “Please don’t ask any follow up questions but do you have an extra pair of underpants you can loan me?” Whether you’re hiding from small talk, dodging endless questions, or just embracing your inner chaotic genius, this hoodie has your back… literally.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h4\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e75% ring spun cotton\/25% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePre-shrunk                                               \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7 oz Delta\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1x1 rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide seamed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDraw cord\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in black, navy, charcoal, cardinal red or grey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFront kangaroo pouch\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eNerd Kung Fu Original\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/NerdKungFu_Hoodie_T-Shirt_Size_Chart.png?v=1782944411\" alt=\"Size chart for Please don’t ask any follow up questions Hoodie\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003ePlease don’t ask any follow up questions Hoodie\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Funny","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53508510777455,"sku":"NCP-IM0299-AFTH-BL1","price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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