{"product_id":"i-want-your-nuts-in-my-mouth-hoodie","title":"I want your nuts in my mouth Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eStay warm while spreading holiday laughs with the I Want Your Nuts in My Mouth Pullover Hoodie, a festive design that combines the timeless charm of the classic Nutcracker with a hilarious Christmas pun. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Nutcracker has been a treasured part of Christmas traditions for centuries. Originating in Germany during the 17th century, nutcrackers were originally handcrafted as practical tools used to crack walnuts, hazelnuts, pecans, and other hard-shelled nuts. According to German folklore, they were also believed to protect the home by driving away evil spirits while bringing good luck and prosperity to the household. Their colorful military-inspired uniforms, distinctive bearded faces, and powerful hinged jaws have made them one of the most recognizable Christmas decorations worldwide. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a festive winter outfit or a unique gift that will get everyone talking, the I Want Your Nuts in My Mouth Pullover Hoodie is a fun way to embrace the holiday spirit with warmth, wit, and unforgettable Christmas humor. Available in multiple colors and sizes, find the style that's right for you only at NerdKungFu.com!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.nerdkungfu.com\/search.php?search_query=%22-IM0323%22\u0026amp;section=product\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eClick here for more body styles in this design.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.nerdkungfu.com\/funny-t-shirts\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClick here for more Funny products.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e75% ring spun cotton\/25% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePre-shrunk                                               \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7 oz Delta\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1x1 rib cuffs and bottom band with spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSide seamed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDraw cord\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in black, navy, charcoal, cardinal red or grey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront kangaroo pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/NerdKungFu_Hoodie_T-Shirt_Size_Chart.png?v=1782944411\" alt=\"Size chart for I want your nuts in my mouth Hoodie\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI want your nuts in my mouth Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funny","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53913479086191,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53913479118959,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53913479151727,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53913479184495,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53913479217263,"sku":null,"price":30.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53913479250031,"sku":null,"price":32.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":53913479282799,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":53913479315567,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":53913479348335,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":53913479381103,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53913479413871,"sku":null,"price":30.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53913479446639,"sku":null,"price":32.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ S","offer_id":53913479479407,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ M","offer_id":53913479512175,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ L","offer_id":53913479544943,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ XL","offer_id":53913479577711,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53913479610479,"sku":null,"price":30.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":53913479643247,"sku":null,"price":32.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53913479676015,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53913479708783,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53913479741551,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53913479774319,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53913479807087,"sku":null,"price":30.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53913479839855,"sku":null,"price":32.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":53913479872623,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":53913479905391,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":53913479938159,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":53913479970927,"sku":null,"price":28.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53913480003695,"sku":null,"price":30.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53913480036463,"sku":null,"price":32.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/5515\/1983\/files\/IM0323IwantyournutsinmymouthHoodieCharcoal.jpg?v=1785480923","url":"https:\/\/www.nerdkungfu.com\/products\/i-want-your-nuts-in-my-mouth-hoodie","provider":"NerdKungFu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}