In Dog Years I'm Dead T-Shirt



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They say that one human year is the same as seven dog years. This is why a one and a half year old dog is basically a teenager and most dogs calm down when they are about four, which means they are really 28. This interesting little factoid is also pretty depressing. After all, if you are an adult, you would be positively ancient if you had been a dog. In fact, more than likely, you would have been dead by now. Our "In dog years I'm dead" t-shirt represents that sentiment, showing that you may be getting on, but at least you're still alive.


  • Black T shirt
  • Standard 20/1 thickness material
  • 100% cotton pre shrunk
  • Average fit

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