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Printed on 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, preshrunk feel that holds up to countless wears and washes. Available in unisex sizes S through 6XL, plus Tall fits up to 4-XL Tall. 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Pure Reagan-era retro graphic energy. Cocaine Bear (2023) is Elizabeth Banks' R-rated horror-comedy starring Keri Russell, Margo Martindale, and Ray Liotta (in his final film role). Loosely based on the true 1985 story of a 175-pound American black bear that ingested approximately 75 pounds of cocaine dropped from a smuggling plane over the Georgia wilderness. Rendered in white, this unisex tee delivers the design with the kind of clarity Cocaine Bear's gleefully-unhinged 2023 hit deserves. Printed on 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, preshrunk feel that holds up to countless wears and washes. Available in unisex sizes S through 6XL. 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From the 1985 Georgia wilderness incident. Elizabeth Banks' Cocaine Bear (2023) turned a real 1985 incident — a 175-pound American black bear consuming 75 pounds of dropped cocaine in Georgia's Chattahoochee National Forest — into one of the most gleefully unhinged horror-comedies of the decade. Featured the final film performance of Ray Liotta. Rendered in black, this unisex tee delivers the design with the kind of clarity Cocaine Bear's gleefully-unhinged 2023 hit deserves. Built on a 100% ring-spun cotton blank with a broken-in softness from the first wear — the kind of tee that becomes a weekly rotation staple. Sized S through 6XL in a unisex cut, with Tall sizing up to 4-XL Tall. 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