Talk about fish in a barrel. This shirt is so easy for me.
Hmm. I think I am wrong about that. I just did a search for freaky lifestyles and got nothing but S&M swinger websites. Goes to show what I know.
Here is a site of Freaky Music or something. It looks like a record label, as they seem to have a bunch of different artists. I know their artist pictures are all the whole half face photo technique, but if you get past that each of these guys looks shockingly alike. It's like the alternative music industry is using a cloning machine. They all seem to have a similar aesthetic for names too, except my favorite (of the names listed) Donkey Rollers. I don't know. Just looking at those faces seems to cause my monitor to bath me in emo radiation.
Here is a tattoo site for a store called Tattoo Freaky out of New Zealand. I happen to think they have a great FAQ section with regards to tattoos. I'm finding a few other freaky tattoo sites, but it's kind of weird in that most of them seem to really suck. If you are a creative type like a tattoo artist (<--artist=creative) I would think you would take pride in anything that you could call artistic associated with you. There's a good chance I am being too cynical, as I spend hours every day working on this site and have raised my standards considerably, but if I were looking for another tattoo I think I would want to go with someone who took enough creative pride in their work to make sure the site was at least interesting.
Who knows? Maybe these sites are great and I just appreciate some kind of tattoo aesthetic. It has been my experience that most of them suck.
Here is a site that I think is typical of the mediocrity of tattoo sites: Freaky Tattoo and Indoor Gardening Center of Denver, Colorado. "Indoor Gardening" is a code phrase for "growing pot in your closet". I remember there used to be a hydroponic shop on Market street in San Francisco. I used to laugh because the sign they had hanging featured a completely rasta, dreaded out buffalo soldier holding a hoe and...a bunch of tomatoes. I guess some people are really into salad.
June 14th, 2011
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