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Dallas JR All That Matters is Win T-Shirt

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Dallas JR All That Matters is Win T-Shirt

I am trying to get more of these descriptions done, and so am going to work on knocking out entire licenses at once. I just did the I Shot JR shirt, and am going to get this one too.

I kind of like the idea of money with my face on it, although if I were to do that it would have to be the Quatloo. That is the unit of currency I plan to use after conquering this planet. I also plan to make caning and Olympic sport, and will finally put an end to the curse that has plagued society for so long, mimes. Learn the words, jackasses.

Weird. Quatloo is also a site dedicated to stopping scams and frauds. Actually it is the "Cyber Museum of Scams & Fruads". Funny. I'm still waiting for that Nigerian prince to come across with my share of his inheritance. Then I can blow off this whole t-shirt gig and retire in style.

Guh. I feel weird linking this, but I found a site that talks about how to counterfeit money. I highly recommend no one try this. The article also has some very relevant advice on how to spot bad bills, so I guess it's not a bad thing to link.

I had a friend as a kid who got arrested for counterfeiting. He would take the corners off 4 $5 or $10 bills and glue them to ones. The funny thing is he got away with it for months. Most people are morons.

This is impressive but off topic. I was looking for the stupidest counterfeiter of all time and came across this list of the worlds most inane inventions. Good for a laugh.

Anyway, back to this shirt. JR, as most people know, was an oil millionaire. He was cutthroat and nasty. Ironically, JR Ewing in real life is some kind of rock guy, not dissimilar to At the Drive In. Not sure what he is doing, as the last update was 2006. It's been a while since I linked a music band in one of these. Feels good.

October 8th, 2011


  • Green T shirt
  • Super duper soft 40/1 thickness material
  • 100% cotton
  • Normal fit
  • Officially Licensed

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