This Brawndo t shirt is from an amazing movie. If this shirt does well I will bring in t shirts from the TV shows Ow! My Balls! and Monday Night Rehabilitation. If you haven't seen this Mike Judge movie yet add it to your Netflix right now. If you want some Brawndo go here http://www.brawndo.com/
The sad thing is the catch phrase for Monster Energy drink is "Unleash the Beast" , so I don't think Brawndo is that far from reality. If you are curious about what makes an energy drink go, here is a site that lists the most common ingredients http://www.energyfiend.com/energy-drink-ingredients
This list doesn't specifically list electrolytes, so I guess Brawndo is indeed better than all of our stuff now. The future is looking good.
If you are wondering if humanity is actually getting dumber you can check this article out and follow some of it's sources http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080913070901AAhwpli
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