My vegan friends are going to climb up my ass and set up base camp over this one. I will try to deflect some of their ire by linking to Vegan Action, an organization dedicated to promoting the vegan lifestyle.

I can't go vegan. I know there are a lot of arguments for it, but whenever I meet someone who is vegan about 1 in 20 looks healthy and the other 19 look like a young Crypt Keeper.

I think the people at Vegetarians are Evil would appreciate this shirt. I won't dig myself any deeper into a vegetarian grave except to say be sure to look at the list of famous vegetarians.