This is a great shirt, but I don't think it will sell great as anyone who is this awesome doesn't really have to advertise. I am so awesome it is painfully apparent (at least to the women, who are so pained by my awesomeness they seem to need to leave the room) to everyone. Wearing this shirt would actually make me look somehow less awesome. It is a conundrum.

Of course, when you are awesome, anything you wear is automatically awesome. And if, by some unfortunate circumstance, you are slightly less than awesome you could live the lie and in time, convincing all the people around you of your awesomeness through this t shirt (you could also follow the steps in this awesome article, Tips on Being Awesome. I think the step regarding massive alcohol consumption is particularly relevant to certain types of awesome people), become awesome. Then we could hang out.