This one is hilarious. By the way, I found the vendor that does the original Three Wolves shirt and will feature it soon. If you want to laugh, go to Amazon.com and check out the reviews on the Three Wolves shirt.

Here is one of the best, but for continuity's sake I have deleted the word "wolves" and substituted "worgen". This item has WORGENs on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the WORGENs on my shirt that I, like a WORGEN, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a WORGEN-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my WORGENS would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the WORGENs on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you WORGEN shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has WORGENs on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 WORGENs (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see WORGENs when sitting with arms crossed, WORGENs would have been better if they glowed in the dark."