Another classic adult movie. I more got this for the incredibly cheesy image. Looks just like one of those creepy adult movie theater signs.
When I first got into sales in Northern California I had
Reno as part of my territory will all of two horrible little accounts. I'd go out there every couple months, sell nothing, go head home, and bitch to my boss about what a waste of energy it was. If Las Vegas were one half of a malformed
conjoined twin, Reno would be the half that was just one eye, a gross mouth, and one arm. It is like Vegas without any of the glitz, glamor, or fun. Just gambling, white trash, and crystal meth.
Anyway, hotels were never really a problem so I never bothered to book one. Unfortunately, one trip I mistakenly planned the same weekend as the countries largest
Beanie Baby Convention (extra creepy video, by the way). Needless to say all the hotels were booked up solid. I spent about two hours looking for a room and finally ended up at the
Oxbow Motor Lodge, a picturesque hell hole in the more crime ridden portion of Reno (and that is saying a lot). The only business on the street that wasn't a warehouse or street corner drug dealer was an adult film theater. The point of this long rambling story is the sign looked exactly like this t shirt (with different words, of course).
Anyway, I think this is my favorite of the new adult t shirts. Simple always works for me.