In a perfect world, scientists would be rich, famous, and sexy instead of rock stars.  Think about it.  We laud morons who's only talents are a decent voice, good stage presence, and an ability to behave in asinine, drug induced manners.  In fact, reality TV show stars get lauded for just the last part.  Meanwhile, smart, educated scientists who are dedicating their lives to improving life on this planet and everyone kind of looks at them like they are losers.

Is it any wonder so many great scientist go mad and try to take over the world?  Really, when you think about it, most of them were abused by their peers for most of their childhood.  It's a wonder more of them don't create armies of robot atomic super men programed to deliver super wedgies to anyone who ever played a sport.  Really, it's only a matter of time before they take over.  

Hence the need for this shirt.  When considering who to execute and who to employ as regional governors I think the discriminating mad scientist would give serious consideration to someone wearing this shirt as opposed to someone wearing the local football team jersey.  So in a sense this shirt could not only save your life it could also get you promoted to lord it over the lesser folk in the new world order.  When you think about it like that, you really couldn't not have this shirt in your wardrobe.