This shirt is hilarious. Wiener dogs (technically dachchunds) are the nerds of the dog world, and I have to love them. If I ever were to get a dog, I am secure enough in my manhood to get one. If you doubt their hilarity, check out the annual wiener dog races.

Dachshund are reported to be among the most aggressive dog breeds, according to this article. Nerdrage, anyone? What they lack in stature, strength, and physical ability they make up for in attitude. Awesome.