This is the Mr. Bill shirt I should have ordered originally. Unfortunately this shirt was not available at the time. Also, I'm a fool for ordering a second since the original Mr. Bill shirt has not really sold very well. However, I guess I am too stubborn (or stupid) to let the realities of t-shirt sales keep me from ordering stuff that I like.

I have always been a Mr. Bill fan, but as always I find myself drawn to the villains. Sluggo is great.

Sluggo is also some kind of biodegradable snail and slug poison. Weird.

I'm finding all kinds of stuff that has that name. Slug-Go is a fishing lure. My dad used to take me fishing once in a blue moon. Mostly it meant being cold, wet, and violently sea sick on a boat with a bunch of men who were all drinking more than fishing. It didn't help that I dislike fishing intensely and really didn't like picking up fish. Overall, yet another traumatic memory that has made me the man I am today.

Of course, Sluggo is also a discord band from the 80's. Sluggo is also some kind of pro skateboarder who thinks the best way to promote himself is to make a video showing him lifting weights (he's some kind of muscle head), break dancing, doing palates, and riding his skateboard all to the sound of the Backstreet Boys.

This might be the most surreal one. Apparently Sluggo is the nickname of a guy who runs a personal blog site about (no joke) being in several marching bands. He's really into it. The whole site is a little bizarre, so if you have time check it out.

I think I could do this all day. There's Sluggo’s Grill, Sluggo’s Vegetarian Restuarant (weird, in that slugs are the natural enemies of lettuce and vegetables), and Sluggo the radio DJ on the in Los Angeles. I actually used to listen to him when I lived in LA. That station was the only thing worth listening to in California until I got satellite radio.

Really, I've never encountered such a wealth of material on one name before.