Sometimes I wish I had a Holy Hand Grenade, if only to use on a couple of my suppliers. The funny thing is Antioch is a town not too far from where I live. The site makes it look nice, but it's a total dump. It has a well deserved reputation as the Meth Capital of the United States. There is an island named Bethel Island that is called Methel Island by the locals. At one point literally scores of meth labs were either being seized by police or blowing themselves up every year.

This link will take you to a site that teaches the proper way to throw grenades.  What is interesting is that left handed soldiers are trained to hold the grenade upside down.  However, if you should find yourself holding an actual Holy Hand Grenade, here are the instructions: "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."