So I grew up in this beach town in Southern California, and half the guys in the school aspired to be Life Guards.  I was one of two Boy Scouts in the whole school, but half the rest of them were in the Junior Life Guards.  Most life guards are kind of stuck up egomaniacs, but two of them saved my friend Shane's life so I guess I have to give them some slack.  

I'm not sure why I ordered this shirt.  I was never a huge Bay Watch fan, perhaps because I never met a female life guard who looked 1/10th as hot as Pamela Anderson or any of the others.  They looked good, but were generally more muscular than those girls.  Great tans, though.