I've actually been putting off uploading this and the other classic adult movies, but I think there is enough kitsch value to make it worthwhile.  I don't intend to turn this into one of those sites, but these shirts are funny as hell.  

Yes, in 1970 Sylvester Stallone was starving and starred in an adult film called Sylvester Stallone.  Check out this Italian Stallion trailer (rated PG IMO.  Work safe).  I think Sly should be more embarrassed by his horrible retro-bad 70's haircut and clothing.  Also the fact that apparently he's a huge klutz and can't run across a snowy field without falling on his face.  

To Sly's credit, when he hit it big with Rocky the owners of this adult film more or less threatened to release it to the public unless he bought it from them and he refused.  I guess he didn't feel he needed to hide or apologize for anything.  I admire that.  

Anyway, I will make my apologies to Sly for this shirt by ordering more Rocky shirt next month.  I have considered adding Rambo shirts, but from my years of selling t shirts to brick and mortar shops I know they are not great sellers.