Here is another kitten shirt I find hilarious but will probably not sell at all. Honesty, I don't have anything against cats. I sometimes have something against weird cat owners.

I did find this research article that claims cat owners are more intelligent and educated than dog owners. I guess I like that, as if I were to get a pet it would most likely be a cat. I like the idea of a pet I can safely abandon for a week or more.

I have a friend who lives in Bakersfield who owns three annoying little dogs (except they are all freakishly good at catching balls mid air). To feed them he has to mix wet food with cottage cheese (no joke) and heat it up in a microwave. He claims they will not eat unless he does this. Personally I have always felt that dogs (and children) will eat whatever you put in front of them if they are hungry enough. This includes you if you should drop dead with no food in the bowl. 

This shirt is so weird I am having to work a little to make this description worthwhile. I did find this great video where a cat attacks a really hot reporter. On a cuter note I found this other video where a cat attacks the camera. The cat is super cute.