Vote Baltar for President!

Really, Baltar from the original show was 100 times as bad as modern Baltar. The classic one was actively working with the Cylons to destroy humanity. Modern Baltars' real mistake was being fooled by a super hot blond nymphomania. Who among us could resist that? Of course, it just goes to further prove that women are not to be trusted in general.

And then I wondered why I'm still single...

Anyway, Lord Baltar was one of the rulers of the 12 Colonies in the original series and more or less got the whole Cylon/human war going. Later he was given his own Basestar to track down the Galactica. He pretty much sold out humanity for a few measly years of pathetic life. I guess mass cowardice is the one common theme from old Baltar to new.

I found what is supposed to be the Baltar family crest, which for some reason feature 5 pointy nosed white dogs and a plate helmet. Not sure where this comes from. I just ran my own last name through the same filter and got a suspiciously similar crest featuring three flowers rather than 5 dogs.

I happen to love this shirt, as it really strikes my humor bone.