I'm going to do this one short and sweet, as I bought this shirt on closeout and only have a couple left.  Soon it will go to the t-shirt graveyard.

The Urban Dictionary defines a corn ball as someone who thinks he is cool, but really doesn't know how uncool he really is.  What bothers me is my picture they have next to that entry.  Actually they have 7 different entries, but most of them seem kind of corny (haw).

For the record, and actual corn ball is a ball of candied popcorn, usually on a stick.  If you are gung ho for it here are some instructions on how to make a corn ball.

Here is an article on some people making the Worlds Largest Corn Ball.  The irony here is that one of the many definitions for the term corn ball is a hick or country bumpkin, which is pretty much an accurate description of most of the people pictured in the production of the ball.  I'm sure the joke would be lost on them, however.  True insight and genius is rarely recognized in it's time.  

I'm a little disappointed that I couldn't find a band named Cornball, but I did find a song called Cornball Laughter by some guy named Samuel Fuentes.  Let me know how it sounds.  

That's pretty much it.  I can't put too much into a shirt that is going away soon.  

Dave
March 24th, 2011